She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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