no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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