Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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