well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Randomize
