do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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