So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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