i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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