I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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