Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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