hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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