how can u be prego again
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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