Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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