ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
