you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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