Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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