I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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