he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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