i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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