She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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