Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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