Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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