"it" just moved
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Randomize