Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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