I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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