No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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