But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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