She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's official drugs can't kill me
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You made out with two different species that night
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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