Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Your cock deserves a montage
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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