Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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