I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
