is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
The power of my boobs compel you
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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