I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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