Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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