At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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