how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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