just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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