She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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