Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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