Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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