we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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