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(301): View more from Maryland

Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.

(918): View more from Oklahoma

He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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(406): View more from Montana

fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF

(919): View more from North Carolina

They call him magic hands is all I know.

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Somethings are best left a mystery

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