she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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