North Korea, Best Korea!
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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