you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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