She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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