Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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