worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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