How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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