did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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