Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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