Can Purell be used as lube?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
you never un-have a 4some
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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