You made me cry and you don't even care
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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