the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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