I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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