idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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